Lyon, France - Interpol has recently released a travel alert to all single women between the ages of 19 and 32 to be aware of a very emotionally unavailable man possibly traveling under the assumed names of either Claudio Lopez or Kid Prof. Especially noted are women traveling with both an accent and a name notably inappropriate to said accent - for example any Spanish Jennifers or Italian Gertrudes should take particular care.
If you are wooed by this individual, be on the look out, particularly near the dates of January 9th, March 28th, and as the Canadian Festival of Labour approaches, for signs of emotional sabotage and mental distancing. Do not be distracted by possible plans to meet in very remote countries at vague dates in the future.
While considered mostly harmless, this man may be carrying far more baggage than is apparent.
If you see this man today, kindly wish him a Happy Birthday.
2 comments:
Paul, this is hilarious, and so appropriate, if your reading this Happy Birthday big guy.
Might be wise to post a few of those warning posters around the Vancouver area.
I'm not sure the posters are needed round Vancouver way...this predator hunts in more tropical climes. Feliz cumpleanos, amigo mio!
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