Warning: Goodbye Commencing In 5 Minutes

Eavesdropping on Donna's phone call today, I realized that she says goodbye in the way an airline pilot announces a landing. From the first goodbye to the final end of the call, I have more than enough time to safely stow my luggage, make a quick pit stop in the washroom, fasten my seat, and return both myself and my tray to the upright position. In contrast, my goodbye should come with a parachute.