Weather Warning: Hurricane Cal Hits Land

Vancouver, CANADA. Environment Canada's Weather Office has issued a critical update. An isolated storm, Hurricane Cal, has hit the lower mainland. Although the eye of the storm is situated over Kitsilano, residents are not reporting the usual 'calm' associated with the epicenter of a storm like this. Daytime nappers are warned to turn off all cell phones, close back alley windows, and ignore both buzzers and knocks at the door. Most importantly remove and Canadian Club whiskey and/or Okanagan Pale Ale from your home as these items are known to prolong storm activity