
Leaving Boston, heading towards my luggage, working with a tight rotation of clothes and toiletry travel bag given to me by a courteous United Airlines representative, I was reluctant to check my luggage. I opted instead for carry on, which for me is unusual. In my carry on was a small tube of toothpaste. Granted, not as small as the one I first found in my complimentary toiletry bag. That was ridiculous. Nonetheless, I had forgotten about the tube of toothpaste and as it passed through the x-ray machine I am sure it looked ominous. Ominous enough to search my bag.
Now, being a passenger I am all in favour of safety. I don't want people boarding my flight with tubes of toothpaste packed with high explosives. So had that meant that I had to surrender my potentially lethal Colgate, then so be it. I can understand that level of paranoia.
What I don't understand is how this lethal weapon of mass destruction was a danger to our safety inside a zippered nylon bag buried in amongst clothes inside a zippered duffel bag, but that if that same weapon of mass destruction was inside a plastic ziploc bag, well then we would be safe. Safe as houses. It is as if John Cleese is the director of security.
"What's this? Is this C-4, a highly explosive device?"
"Why yes, yes it is."
"Do you have a Ziploc bag?"
"No, no I don't."
"Well then I don't see how we can let you on the plane with it, can we?"
Are there Lobbyist of the year awards? If so, someone from Ziploc has got to be a shoe in.
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