Saturday, October 29, 2005

The Great Gazoo


My paper mache alien head has turned out to be too close to the Great Gazoo to fight it. I've bought some green paint and some green clothes. Now I need a little green make up and a green cape. If only one of my friends would go as Fred or Barney, then I could refer to them for the entire night as Dum-Dum. Ah well we can't have everything.
I'm looking forward to tonight. I hope that I never get over this childlike love of dressing up in disguise. Taking on a new persona is still fantastic escapism for me. And with no parental intervention I won't ruin my costume with warm clothes bundled over top.
Of course, my mothers sensibilities had us wear our jackets on top of our costumes. Like all children, I couldn't imagine who, besides my mother, had ever heard of a vampire catching a cold? But last night at dinner, Donna pointed an outraged finger across the table at her mother. Donna is still disturbed by being forced to wear her snowsuit underneath a Bat Girl costume. "Who," she cried as if it happened yesterday, "has ever heard of a fat Bat Girl?" Well tonight she'll be Cat Woman and trust me - she won't try to squeeze a snowsuit under this costume.

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