Saturday, July 08, 2006

Warning: Claudio Lopez is Loose

Lyon, France - Interpol is once again on the lookout for "Claudio Lopez" An uncharacteristic mistake, he recently was filmed performing his infamous mating ritual. The footage was deemed to raw and graphic for this site, but we were able to release this still photo in the interest of public safety.
Sources indicate, he is trying to reach South America. If you see this man, he may appear lost and confused - repeating half understood Spanish lyrics again and again and again - remember to approach him with caution: that's not a flower in his pocket, he's just happy to see you.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lopez was recently spotted leaving Toronto, headed west on Highway 401 with a known associate. He is believed to be headed to London, Ontario to raise funds to finance his travels in low-stakes poker games.

Anonymous said...

Was Lopez driving a family sedan by any chance? Or travelling with Buffy Cortez?